Weird Dreams

So last night I had a really weird dream. I was going to the academy awards, but the academy awards were actually just a screening of the movie Precious, starring the impeccable Gabourey Sidibe. When I got to the movie theater I was in my blue sequin dress from Halloween, and sat in front of queen latifah. She wasn't wearing makeup. I also brought my mom a present, the wedding dress that Blousezilla wore on Halloween. It's this awful gold lame' number which was labeled "80s gold digger wedding dress like Joan Collins would have worn on dynasty." nuff said

So anyways I show up to the academy awards in my dress, bringing my mom a dress. And guess what. For some reason my mom is Beyonce. I was excited, but she wasn't in her seat, so naturally I started screeching at Queen Latifah, asking her where Beyonce was. Of course she was in spin class. I went to spin class in the victorian mansion next door, where there were a bunch of starts sitting on exercise bikes listening to Harry Belafonte give them a speech on how to act during the awards.

At this point, my mom was no longer Beyonce, but was Alecia Keys, and Harry Belafonte was her father.

Suffice to say, I don't rememeber much of what happened next, but I know it involved the terrorists from the show 24 blowing up the house, but I escaped, wearing gold, leopard print stilettos.