Plan B

Conversation between me and my colleague about TMI in mass work e-mails.

Mr. Pibb (3:18:36 PM): That was a lot for an email
Pocahontas(3:18:42 PM): like
Pocahontas(3:18:48 PM): inappropriate and unnecessary
Pocahontas(3:19:05 PM): i don’t send out mass emails talking about how i used to be obsessed with the morning after pill
Mr. Pibb (3:19:33 PM): i mean you actually had a tic tac dispenser with plan B
Pocahontas(3:19:49 PM): its a fallacy that u have to take the pills 12 hrs apart
Pocahontas(3:19:52 PM): u can take them at once
Mr. Pibb (3:19:59 PM): how many did u take at once
Pocahontas(3:20:00 PM): 5% less effective each hour u don’t take
Pocahontas(3:20:05 PM): u can only take 2
Pocahontas(3:20:07 PM): they come together
Pocahontas(3:20:12 PM): 60 DOLLA AT DUANE READE
Pocahontas(3:20:14 PM): like WHAT THE FUCK
Pocahontas(3:20:30 PM): I’m obsessed with plan b
Pocahontas(3:20:33 PM): its SO useful/amazing
Mr. Pibb (3:20:43 PM): You snort it on a Friday night
Mr. Pibb (3:20:49 PM): in case you sleep too late on Saturday Pocahontas(3:21:10 PM): right
Pocahontas(3:21:11 PM): SMART!
Pocahontas(3:21:25 PM): i mean i have taken it like on Monday early morning
Pocahontas(3:21:28 PM): after sat night sex
Pocahontas(3:21:30 PM): and it was fine
Pocahontas(3:21:36 PM): but that’s so risky
Mr. Pibb (3:21:38 PM): yeah
Pocahontas(3:21:49 PM): one time i took it in our office
Mr. Pibb (3:21:54 PM): wow
Mr. Pibb (3:21:59 PM): right before our weekly status meeting? Pocahontas(3:22:01 PM): probably
Mr. Pibb (3:22:07 PM): what happens when you take it, do you like empty out Pocahontas(3:22:12 PM): no nothing
Pocahontas(3:22:16 PM): its like a huge shot of estrogen i think Pocahontas(3:22:21 PM): obviously i THINK i feel weird
Mr. Pibb (3:22:26 PM): I mean does plan B do for your uterus what chipotle does to your colon?